๐Ÿ– The Monster Works for Food

Credits never expire. Buy once, use forever. Stripe or crypto โ€” no subscriptions, no recurring charges, no pressure.

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Snack Pack

$5
500 credits
~$0.01 / credit
  • โœ… ~2 optimization runs
  • โœ… Credits never expire
  • โœ… All features included
  • โœ… Stripe or crypto
Buy with Stripe
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Bone Collection

$100
15,000 credits
~$0.007 / credit
  • โœ… ~75 optimization runs
  • โœ… Credits never expire
  • โœ… All features included
  • โœ… VIP support
  • โœ… Stripe or crypto
Buy with Stripe

โ‚ฟ The Monster Takes Crypto

Send BTC, ETH, or USDC directly to our wallet. No middleman, no 30% app store cut, no chargebacks. The monster likes fast, decentralized food.

โ‚ฟ Bitcoin (BTC) ฮž Ethereum (ETH) โ— USDC

Email hello@phonefixing.monster with your preferred crypto and the credit pack you want. We'll send you a wallet address and instructions within 24 hours.

How Credits Work

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1 Run = ~200 Credits

A typical full optimization run (cache + bloatware + battery) costs about 200 credits.

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Never Expires

Your credits sit in your account until you use them. No monthly countdown.

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Pay Per Fix

No subscription. Pay once, fix whenever you need it. Like a mechanic, not a gym membership.

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No Annual Lock-In

No annual plans. No pre-checked boxes. No "surprise! you're now on auto-renew." Just credits.

Billing FAQ

Is payment secure?

Yes. Stripe payments are processed through one of the most trusted payment processors in the world โ€” PCI-DSS compliant, 256-bit encryption, no card details touch our servers. Crypto payments go directly to our wallet โ€” no middleman, no chargeback risk.

Can I get a refund?

Credits are non-refundable once purchased (crypto is final โ€” blockchain transactions can't be reversed). However, if you have a technical issue that prevents you from using the app, contact hello@phonefixing.monster and we'll make it right. We want happy monsters and happy users.

What if I don't use all my credits?

They stay in your account! Credits never expire. Use them over weeks, months, or whenever you feel your phone getting sluggish again.

Do you offer refunds for technical failures?

Absolutely. If the app didn't work as described due to a bug on our end, contact us and we'll credit your account. We want happy monsters and happy users.

What payment methods do you accept?

Stripe (all major credit/debit cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay) and crypto (BTC, ETH, USDC). Crypto payments go directly to our wallet โ€” no middleman, no chargebacks, no 30% app store tax.

How do I pay with crypto?

Email hello@phonefixing.monster with the credit pack you want and your preferred crypto (BTC, ETH, or USDC). We'll send you a wallet address within 24 hours. Once we confirm the transaction on-chain, your credits appear instantly.

Do credits expire?

Never. Buy a $5 pack today and use those credits in 6 months. Or buy a $100 pack and forget about it until your phone needs a cleanup. The monster will still be hungry when you get back.

Is this a subscription?

No. It's pay-per-fix. One-time purchases. Credits never expire. No auto-renew. No annual lock-in. Buy credits when you need them โ€” or stock up when you have spare cash. The monster doesn't care about your billing cycle.

Download First. Feed the Monster.

The app is free. Credits power the fix. Download now, fund whenever you're ready.

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